Britney Spears Really, Really, Really Needs to Wear a Bra

Will somebody please buy Britney Spears a bra!? I know she’s got enough money to buy one herself, but having enough sense to do it is more of the problem at hand. Now, you might think that since she’s actually covered up for once, we should be thankful, but the problem is that she never leaves anything to the imagination.

One day we’re seeing a Britney Spears’ nipple slip and ass flash, and the next we see Britney Spears’ nipples all squished, while her dress is falling off. How can one person have so much trouble getting dressed!? It doesn’t make any sense. But I guess that’s the point.

And speaking of points, in case you hadn’t noticed, Britney Spears’ nipples are pointing down.