Victoria Beckham’s Nipples are Actually Covered

Well, here’s something you don’t see everyday: Victoria Beckham’s nipples are actually covered. Well, that’s not true, actually. It’s that despite whatever steps Victoria Beckham might take to cover her nipples, be it a bra, or just a black shirt, her crazy, robotic nipples always manage to shine (or is that poke?) through.

But today we see Posh Spice taking a different tact: Pasties! Which are actually a fitting choice for her, since Victoria Beckham’s breasts are so fake she won’t ever actually need to wear a bra for support. So why bother? Just keep the nipples covered and you’re good, right?

If you ask me, though, she’s not actually wearing the pasties. I bet her robo-nipples actually transformed into the shiny, petal-shaped bits. It was probably an upgrade.

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