Natalie Portman Nippy Side Boob. Nice.

So, I was basically just going to talk about how insanely pretty and perfect Natalie Portman is, and that she’s amazing and can do no wrong, and then I noticed something. What did I notice? I noticed that Natalie Portman’s nipples are totally poking their way through her dress. That’s what.

I also noticed that while Natalie Portman’s breasts are definitely on the small side (not that there’s anything wrong with that), she’s showing some awesome side boob. I mean, does it get any better than that? Does it get better than Natalie Portman nipples and side boob? Well, yes, but not by much. At least not in my book.

In case you’re wondering, that book is entitled “Natalie Portman: She Will Be Mine. Oh Yes, She Will Be Mine.”

Update: I found a new, and I might add, incredible, vantage point of the Natalie Portman side boob. It really doesn’t get much better than this.

Click on the pictures for the full effect. Tons more after the jump

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