Katie Holmes: Porn Star

Well, not Katie Holmes, actually, but Katee Holmes, a blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student from Illinois, who wants to lose her virginity on camera as the start of her porn career. Naturally, Katie Holmes and her camp on not amused with this newcomer’s choice for her porn name, reports Page Six

“It’s a really cheap shot,” a rep for the actress, who’s married to Tom Cruise, told Page Six. But Shy Love, an adult film vet who manages the 5-foot-9, 122-pound Katee – a small-town girl from Illinois – insisted: “Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she’s done, beginning with ‘Dawson’s Creek.’ ”

Well, not quite everything – Holmes did go topless in the 2000 movie “The Gift,” but she’s shunned any on-screen nudity since tying the knot with Cruise, who’s believed to have gotten her sex scene with Aaron Eckhart killed from “Thank You for Smoking.”

Katee, 18 – a student at the Fashion Institute of Design in Orange County, Calif. – has no such qualms. “I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it,” the not-that-innocent Katee said. “How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?”

Holmes’ camp is weighing her possible recourse. A friend of Katie told us, “It’s really kind of sleazy, using her name like that.”

I guess that’s just one of the down sides of being famous. But it’s not like Katee Holmes is trying to be just like the real Katie Holmes. I mean, if she was, she would obviously be starting a career in Midget Porn. Why Midget Porn? Because Tom Cruise is fucking short.

More pictures of Katie Holmes and her tiny husband after the jump.

Photo credit: Splash

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