Is a Pamela Anderson Nipple Slip Still Interesting?

 

I’m pretty sure that everyone in the world has seen Pamela Anderson’s nipples. Yes, everyone. Even starving children in Darfour. What do you mean they don’t have Internet? Everyone has Internet. Oh shut up.

As I was saying, Pamela Anderson’s nipples are fairly ubiquitous, what with her being in Playboy a bazillion times, having a sex tape on the Internet, and just being generally slutty. So the real question is whether a Pamela Anderson nipple slip really qualifies as news.

Then again, I’m not sure anything on this blog qualifies as news, so why not post a Pamela Anderson nipple slip? Oh the philosopical questions I face.