We all know that one of Lindsay Lohan‘s few talents is that she looks damn good in a bikini. What her other talents are, I can’t discuss for fear of litigation. Thankfully, Allure magazine published one hell of a Lindsay Lohan bikini picture, so I don’t have to go into all the sordid details of that other stuff.
Anyway, the picture pretty much speaks for itself, which is also best, since whenever Lindsay speaks for herself, her publicist has to issue a retraction. Of course, this picture really only says one word: Daaaaaaamn!