Hey! Look! It’s Paris Hilton! And what’s that? A Paris Hilton upskirt!? What an original moment. I can’t believe that just happened. This will be burning up the Internet for months to come.
Or not. As if Paris Hilton wasn’t predictible enough, here she is trying to get herself some more attention. And trust me, if there wasn’t such a lack of other stuff to write about right now, she wouldn’t be getting any from me.
All hail Paris Hilton, Queen of the slow news cycle. I wonder if the dog has Herpes.
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