Salma Hayek: Big Breasts, Big Ass, Big Belly?

Colour me confused. I’m not sure what’s up with Salma Hayek, but it looks like something big. Not only have her normally large breasts seemingly jumped a cup size or two, but her ass is noticeably larger, and so is her belly. And don’t get me started on the hair.

So what’s going on here? Is Salma Hayek pregnant, or just fat? And how the hell did it happen so fast? Either that girl got her self knocked up (and has been hiding it well), or she’s been hitting the Twinkies.

Update – March 9, 2007: Yup, Salma Hayek is Pregnant. And she’s engaged to the baby daddy, Francois-Henri Pinault, CEO of Pinault-Printemps-Redoute, which owns Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, and French retail chain FNAC. His family also owns Christie’s auction house, so in case you were wondering, the guy is rich.

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