Britney Spears: Naked, Drunk and Trading Bikinis

If nothing else, you’ve got to hand it to Britney Spears. Her continual downward spiral is a true testament to her complete unwillingness to ever act like a normal human being. When this girl commits, she commits. Sadly, it seems she is committed to her imminent, and final destruction.

According to The New York Daily News, Britney didn’t like the red dress she was wearing, so she decided to strip naked, and trade her clothes for a bikini worn by one of the club’s dancers.

A source told the Daily News she drank shots from a bottle of tequila and ended up naked in the dancers’ dressing room, trying on their bikini costumes.

“She was in high spirits,” says the source. “[Spears] arrived in a little red dress, but she admired the fishnet [stockings] the dancers were wearing. She went downstairs and tried them on, but didn’t like the way they looked with her dress.

“So she took off her dress and started putting on bikinis that the dancers wear,” he adds. “She stripped all of her clothes off and was totally naked in the dancers’ room. She came out and got a T-shirt off of one of the waiters and danced like that till around 4 a.m.”

So, if you ever want to see Britney Spears naked, all you have to do is follow her on her next club night, she’s bound to show you everything. Why you would ever want to see it, though, is another question.

At least Britney is really giving the whole “boozing celeb” image her all. And I’m sure she won’t be happy until she’s found, Anna Nicole Smith-style, collapsed on the floor…

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