Jessica Biel’s Ass. In a Bikini. On a Boat. Perfect.

This is Jessica Biel. This is Jessica Biel’s ass. This is Jessica Biel’s ass in a bikini. This is Jessica Biel’s ass in a bikini on a boat. Any questions?

Okay, that joke is getting old, but what the hell, it makes me happy. And speaking of things that make me happy. So does Jessica Biel’s ass.

I know, I know. Blah blah blah, Jessica Biel’s ass is perfect. Whatever. I never said I was original.

More pictures of Jessica Biel’s bikini-clad bottom after the jump.

Comments