Lindsay Lohan: Topless Dancer, Bruised Stripper

Are you ready to see Lindsay Lohan topless? Strange question, I know, but are you? Would you be ready if Lindsay was completeley bruised from head to toe? Would you want to see Lindsay Lohan topless, even if she was black blue?

Let me guess, you answered “yes.” Well, from this Page Six report, you may be seeing just that. In Lindsay’s new film, I Know Who Killed Me, she plays a topless dancer, and for that reason has been taking stripper lessons. However, those lessons have left Lindsay Bruised and battered, and apparently distressed enough to write another one of her crazy letters.

“They’re all whores, they’re all whores… xcept for some obviously!”

“So… 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere… I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised… like a walking black-and-blue mark.

“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now… I’m not gonna lie to ya.”

Yeah, she’s crazy. But let’s get back to that whole Lindsay Lohan topless thing. I’m sure you remember Natalie Portman played a stripper in Closer, but aside from a Natalie Portman nipple slip that was very unintentional, there was no Natalie nudity to be had.

So will we really see Lindsay Lohan topless in this movie? If she knows what’s good for her career, we will. And as for those bruises, I’m sure the make up department can take care of that.