I’d Like to See Jessica Biel’s Golden Globes

This coming thursday, December 14, Jessica Biel and Matthew Perry will be announcing the nominees for the Golden Globe awards. Of course, ever since last year’s Golden Globes incident involving Scarlett Johansson’s breasts, well, you can’t blame me if I get a little excited at the possibilities.

No, I’m pretty sure we won’t see anything similar at the nominee announcement, but I hope you’ll forgive if I take this opportunity to reuse an old joke. Sure Jessica may not have as much up top as Scarlett Johansson, but I’m not talking about Jessica Biel’s breasts. I mean her other golden globes…