Paris Hilton Kisses with Tongue

This is an update I didn’t really want to post. Remember a couple months ago when Paris Hilton and Travis Barker were caught making out? Well, Travis’ ex-wife, Shanna Moakler punching Paris Hilton wasn’t the end of it. Sadly.

Travis Barker told The Sun that even though it’s true he and Paris Hilton shared some passionate kisses, he insists that’s just how they say hello.

Paris and I have tongue kissed before.

It’s not unusual for me to say hello to Paris and kiss her, but it’s not like we are a couple or anything. When we see each other, we say hello. That’s it.

I’m also sure it’s not unusual for Paris Hilton to transmit Herpes when she says hello either, but that doesn’t make it right, or any less disgusting.