Jordan Launches Katie Price Lingerie Collection

I don’t know who would want, or be able to wear lingerie designed by, and for Jordan, aka Katie Price, but if the models in these pictures are any indication, it’s no one normal or attractive. Though, according to The Sun, Jordan’s new lingerie collection is for women with cup sizes from D to G. Yes, G.

“I’ve been wearing the wrong size bras for so long, I’m a 32G!

“My Katie Price range is for the bigger busted woman and I can assure you that the bras will give women the best lift and support – and of course look sexy!”

Apparantley, being a 32G isn’t big enough for Jordan, though. She also told The Sun that she wants to be bigger.

“Pete loves my boobs – even though he never used to go for women with big boobs.

I wanted to have another boob job a couple of weeks ago but was too ill.”

Now, in counrty with such large-breasted models as Keeley Hazell and Sophie Howard, what i really don’t understand is how none of the models at this lingerie launch are even remotely attractive. In fact, there was such a lack of quality models that Jordan’s mother was decked out in her new slutty attire too.

Seriously, when Jordan is the best looking girl in the room, you know you’ve reached the bottom of the gene pool. So if cheap underwear, aging cougars, and terrible breast implants are your thing, enjoy the Katie Price Lingerie Collection.

More Jordan lingerie pictures after the jump.

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