Jessica Simpson Sex Tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! If this bit is true, it’s the best damn news ever in the history of ever! Rumours are circulating that there is a Jessica Simpson Sex Tape just waiting to be released, and that Jessica herself is going crazy trying to get it under control. According to FemaleFirst, the tape was made while Jessica was marreid to ex-husband Nick Lachey, and shows them in enjoying many different sex acts.

The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.

A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”

According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.

Forget that stupid Britney Spears sex tape, which may not even exist. This is a gazillion times better. The best part, though, has to be that celebrities are still dumb enough to actually make sex tapes.

Now, just let that sink in a bit… Jessica Simpson sex tape. Say it again: Jessica Simpson sex tape. Yeah…

Here are some Jessica Simpson bikini pictures from back when she was still with Nick Lachey. You know, to get you in the mood.

More bikini pics after the jump.