There’s been a lot of Britney Spears news these past couple of days. One piece of which was a judge’s ruling that publishing rumours of a Britney Spears Sex Tape does not constitute libel, as reported by MSNBC. Add to that the whole Britney/K-Fed divorce, Britney’s newly freed breasts, plus an insatiable hunger for celebrity scandal and what do you get? You get a 19 second blow job clip that people are just dying to believe is the real Britney Spears sex tape.
The video in question, unearthed by Defamer/Fleshbot, features a girl, with long dark hair, who does look a little like Britney Spears, although she has much better skin. However, it also features a penis that is longer than 2 inches, so I’m pretty sure that means it can’t be K-Fed.
I wasn’t sure I should even post this, what with the completely unconfirmed nature of the video (a “Britney Spears & K-Fed Sex Tape” logo does not a sex tape make), but then I asked myself: What kind of blogger would I be if I didn’t jump to wild, unfounded conclusions for the sake of driving traffic to my site?
If you want to watch the video, here it is. But be warned. As is often the case with videos of girls giving head, this is probably not safe for work.
Update: Your friendly neighbourhood Fleshbot confirms what you suspected all along. Sadly, it’s not Britney Spears. Thankfully, it’s not Kevin Federline.