Yes, it's finally here, the moment you've all been waiting for" Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline.
I don't know what got into Britney, but she's stopped eating the Cheetos, she's lost weight, she's washing, and she's finally realized what a fucking loser K-Fed is.
TMZ broke the story, saying that the papers were filed on the same day Britney made a guest appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman.
In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.
Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."
Well, it was about damn time, if you ask me. Ask anyone, frankly and they'll tell you the same thing. But lets not start blaming Kevin Federline for the complete and utter downward spiral that has become Britney's life these past few years. No one put a gun to her head and forced her to eat those Cheetos. And no one forced her to drop her baby multiple times either.
Remember, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
Now lets reminisce with pictures from the wedding of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.