Paris Hilton vs. Shanna Moakler: Fight! Punch!

So, do you remember that time when Paris Hilton and Travis Barker were caught making out? Well, it seems that Travis Barker‘s ex-wife, Shanna Moakler, was none too happy about that. So unhappy, in fact, that Shanna punched Paris Hilton (allegedly) in the face at Hyde club last night. In The Face! Here’s the report from USA Today.

Hilton says Moakler walked up to her, “used the most vile of language” and then punched her in her jaw.

Moakler contends she exchanged mere profanities with Hilton, at which point Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos emerged from the entourage, bent Moakler’s wrists, poured a drink on her and shoved her down some stairs.

Hilton, 25, and Moakler, 31, both filed police reports alleging battery. Officer Karen Smith said police took pictures of Moakler and Hilton at the station, and that police planned to speak with witnesses at the club as part of their investigation.

Happy day! I don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for someone to punch Paris Hilton in the face. This is just about the best thing ever. I love it. I’m so happy. I think from this day forth, Shanna Moakler will be the Patron Saint of Egotastic!

Now, check out these videos of Paris and Shanna filing police reports:

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