Natalie Portman is the New Audrey Hepburn

Alright, I admit it, I’ve never seen an Audrey Hepburn movie. Sacrilege, I know. But I have seen every Natalie Portman movie about a bazillion times, and since straight guys don’t usually flock to 1960s romantic comedies when there are movies like Star Wars, V for Vendetta, and The Professional out there, I hope you can forgive me. Though I did really like Garden State

Anyway, point is, well, I don’t really know what the point is. Natalie Portman is in the new issue of Bazaar, wearing this dress that Audrey Hepburn is supposedly known for, and while I’m sure all the ladies out there find it really fascinating and all that, all I can think is “Natalie pretty…”

And there you have it. The mind of the modern male. Star Wars and pretty girls. And what else is there really?