Paris Hilton and Travis Barker Make Out

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File this one under things I really don’t want to see. You’ve probably heard the rumours about Paris Hilton and Travis Barker getting it on, but to see this conjoining of diseased individuals, these walking petrie dishes making out, this unholy kiss, well, it’s a bit more than my stomach can handle.

Thanks to TMZ, there’s even a video for you to watch. If you’ve got stronger nerves than I do, go ahead and click on the link below, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. I’m going to take a shower now.


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