Natalie Portman Nipple Slip from “Closer”

Well, well, well. It looks like after all that hubbub about Natalie Portman’s nude scenes from Closer being burned, Natalie couldn’t avoid showing a little something after all.

Thanks to the miracle that is HDTV combined with computer-enhanced freeze-frames, it looks like this Natalie Portman nipple slip made it past everyone’s keen eyes, including my own, director Mike Nichols’, and Natalie’s too.

You’ve got to give them credit, though. After all, it took over two years for this one to be discovered. But there it is.