2006 MTV Video Music Awards Mega Picture Post

Um, so that sucked monkey balls. Seriously, since when are the Emmy Awards more entertaining (and nipple slippy) than the MTV Music Video Awards. It was painful watching that show. From Jack Black's incredibly lame jokes, to the horendous performances that had me hitting the mute button every five minutes, and the absolutely retarded Britney Spears/Kevin Federline thing, watching this show felt like torture.

There were a few highlights, like OK GO doing a live version of their treadmill dance, Abigail Breslin, the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine (one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time), Sarah Silverman's dig at Paris Hilton (which could have been better), Al Gore bringing the environment back (like Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back), and, um... That's it, actually. This show really sucked. But that live treadmill dance was really cool.

Update: Here's the video of

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The thing that makes me the most depressed, though, is the total lack of any good music represented at this "award show." I know I'm starting to sound like an old fogey (I even use the term "old fogey"), but I seem to remember music being better than this. Hell, music is better than this. There are a lot of much better bands that should be getting awards, but they're not. And it's ridiculous.

And if I have to hear one more celebrity thank God and MTV, I'm going to shoot someone.

Alright, I'm done ranting. There's close to 200 pictures of all the celebrities and wannabes, including the hotties from The Hills (Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Whitney Post and Audrina Patridge) and Jennifer Lopez looking like a glammed up cancer victim.

Audrina Patridge


Brooke Hogan

Christina Aguilera


Danity Kane


Heidi Montag

Jennifer Lopez

Jessica Simpson

Julia Cova


Lauren Conrad

Leonor Varela

Lil Kim

Maria Menounos

Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton

Petra Nemcova


Queen Latifah


Sarah Silverman


Susie Castillo

Vanessa Minnillo

Whitney Port

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