What the Hell Happened to Kristy Swanson

Um, WTF!!!??? What the hell did Kristy Swanson do to herself? It looks as if she somehow exploded, but stopped midway, and she’s holding it all in under the skin. This combination of weight gain, and pastic surgery has to be just about the worst thing I’ve seen in a long time.

I remember when she used to be the hottest girl in Hollywood. After Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Higher Learning, she was poised to make it big. Sure, that was at least 10 years ago, if not more, but even until recently, she looked pretty good. But what’s going on here. Her lips look like they’ve been stuffed with so much collagen that they’re about to pop off her face. And did she have a nose job, or is it just the rest of her face that’s making it look screwed up?

I think what we’re seeing is what happens when you get a face lift, which tightens the skin, and then you get fat. There’s no more room for the weight to go anywhere, so it tries to go wherever it can. Whatever’s happening here, it’s just about the freakiest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time.

Eeesh. More whacked out pictures of Kristy Swanson after the jump.

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