I Want to be Scarlett Johansson’s Ice Cream

I don’t think I’ve ever been jealous of a frozen food before, but I am now. Not only because it’s crazy hot out there, and I would like my body to be sub-zero by nature, but also because I would be so close to Scarlett Johansson‘s lips.

But alas, I am neither, and her boyfriend, Josh Hartnett, would be right there waiting to kick my ice cream ass if I tried. Or something like that. I don’t really have a problem with Josh Hartnett other then the fact that he’s dating Scarlett Johansson, but for that reason alone, I hate him.

Speaking of Scarlett and Josh, they’re actually in a movie together, called The Black Dahlia, and the trailer is out today, so make sure you check that out, since it (and Scarlett) looks pretty good. Though from the looks of it, there’s too much Josh Hartnett, and not enough Scarlett Johansson.

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