Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane

Say what you will about Snakes on a Plane, but that was one motherfucking entertaining movie. Was it stupid? Yeah. Was it violent? Hell yeah. Was it everything you want it to be? Yeah, Motherfucker!

In a summer of blockbusters that couldn’t quite live up to expectations, or failed misserably, Snakes on a Planes is a fun, funny, thriller with a ton of Motherfucking snakes. And really, what more could you really ask for? It’s called Snakes on a Plane, and that’s what you get. Plus Samuel L. Jackson.

It was definitely a lot more violent and gorey than I expected it to be, but that was great too. I mean, it’s good to see an R-Rated movie every once in a while. And how many times do you really get to see a hot topless chick get bit on the nipple by a snake?

So get all your friends together, and go down to see Snakes on a Plane, a movie that finally, actually lives up to the hype. I can’t wait for the sequel: Snakes on a Space Shuttle.

And here are the hotties from the movie at the Premiere.

Sunny Mabrey

Rachel Blanchard

Elsa Pataky

Julianna Margulies