Jessica Biel Wants to Date You

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It looks like the recently single Jessica Biel, who was dumped by Chris Evans last month, is hard up to find a new man. She's so desperate for a date, that she's auctioning herself to the highest bidder.

Well, sorta. You can bid on a date with Jessica Biel, but the proceeds go to help raise money for Molly Bloom, a teenager who lost her leg in a prom night limo accident, according to MSNBC.

The event dubbed "Mollypalooza" to help Molly Bloom's family with medical expenses is scheduled for Tuesday at the Rock Island Club, organizers told The Denver Post and Rocky Mountain News. The News described the date as a lunch date.

In an audio message posted on the Internet, Esquire's "The Sexiest Woman Alive" urges listeners to support the event and says: "I intend to submit a very special auction item as my contribution to the evening."

Man, what I wouldn't give for a date with Jessica Biel. Finally, I have something to spend all this Blog money on! Too bad it's just a lunch date, though. In case you didn't know, lunch dates are really just another way of a girl saying she's not really interested in you.

But I'm sure once Jessica Biel meets me, and finds out that I make fun of her and her friends on my blog (and that I post bikini pictures of her), she'll be sure to fall in love with me. Or at the very least invite me back to her place.

At any rate, I think she looks fantastic with her new short hair, and that great top. Check out more pictures of Jessica Biel after the jump.