Lindsay Lohan is All Growed Up and Very Dirty

Yes, I know I’ve gone a bit overboard on the Lindsay Lohan posts, but at least there’s actual “news” in this one (plus really hot pictures).

In this month’s UK issue of GQ magazine, Lindsay Lohan comes clean, or at least as clean as celebrities come in glossy magazine interviews (until they deny all the statements made within), about fame, sex, and whether her breasts are real or not. And if the article is anywhere near as good as pull-quotes (which usually they aren’t but maybe this time is different), this should definitely be an entertaining read.

Here are some examples:

I’ve lived, like, 15 lives by now. I’ve had to grow up pretty fast.

Smoking is a dirty habit. It’s a dirty habit for a dirty little girl.

Drama Sells, and nobody wants to watch Miss Perfect.

I don’t know if I could be monogomous. I don’t want to be with just one person.

Redheads are more passionate and more sexual than other girls.

I Like my body, and I like my breasts. And no, they’re not fake.

So, to recap: Lindsay Lohan is old, dirty, bitchy, and slutty, but at least her tits are real. Yeah, so essentially not much you didn’t already know. Too bad there’s no drug abuse stories for her to recant later on. At least, none that I know of. But once again, put Lindsay Lohan in a push up bra, and I’m there. Not to mention, I loves me the redheads.

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