Keira Knightley: “I Don’t Have Any Tits”

Keira Knightley is unhappy with the American media. In particular, she’s unhappy with the fact that they always make her breasts look bigger in movie posters and on magazine covers. According to Life Style Extra, Keira is just fine with her small breasts, and wishes everyone wasn’t so obsessed with their size.

I don’t have any tits, so I can’t show cleavage. But you’re not actually allowed to be on a magazine cover in the US without at least a C cup because it turns people off.

Apparently they have done market research and found that women want to see no less than a C cup on other women. Isn’t that crazy? So they make my tits bigger.

Those things certainly weren’t mine. I remember we had an interesting discussion when they said, ‘We want to make them slightly larger and you’ll get approval’, and I was like. ‘Okay, fine. I honestly don’t give a shit’.

I for one have no problem with Keira Knighltey’s breasts. None at all. And in regards to cleavage, I don’t know what magical movie magic they were using in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, but she had a fair bit of cleavage in that. Though, I think they basically pushed her breasts as far out of her dress as they could go without actually showing any nipple.

At any rate, like I said, I think Keira looks just fine, and here are some pictures to prove it.

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