Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures

Well, well, well. These Jessica Simpson bikini pictures were taken at her birthday in Cabo San Lucas, but if you ask me, it’s happy birthday to us!

I think it’s really funny, though, that Jessica Simpson spends her birthday with her mom, and her stylist. Doesn’t she have enough money to pay other people to be her friends? Oh, wait, that’s what her stylist is for. Okay.

Crappy Update: I had to take down the Jessica Simpson bikini pictures, but here are some other Jessica Simpson bikini pictures. They’re way crappier, but they’re from the same location in Cabo, so that’s gotta count for something, right?

Photo credit: X17