Petra Nemcova Makes James Blunt the Luckiest Man in the World

I really need to get a record deal, because if there is one immutable law in the universe, it’s that rock stars get to have sex with Supermodels. Even ugly rock stars. Especially ugly rock stars. Not that I’m ugly. Shut up.

Anyway, there aren’t many women on this planet who are hotter than Petra Nemcova (especially Petra Nemcova in a bikini), so when I see these pictures of her and singer/songwriter James Blunt cavorting on the beach, well, I surge of jealousy takes over my body, and I just want to smash something. Okay, maybe it’s not that bad, but I do get a little sad.

I guess it’s time to actually pick up my guitar, and start practicing again…