Well, wouldn’t you know it. Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were in the same place at the same time, and both emerged alive at the end of the night. But gee do these two look friendly. Thank goodness they had a Karl Lagerfeld buffer zone to keep them apart. Lindsay won’t even look Paris in the eye, though I’m not sure if that’s because of their mutual hatred, or the fact that they both look too drugged out to actually open their eyes.
At any rate, I was really hoping for a celebrity slam match, but alas, my hopes of a knock down, drag out fight between the two top subjects of gossip will have to wait. They’re probably just trying to work out the Pay-Per-View royalties payout first.
Check out more pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton being totally passive aggressive after the jump. Oh, and Jessica Simpson showed up too. No fights with her, either. Sorry.