So Paris Hilton was at E3, the big video game trade show to promote her new cellphone video game, but when she came on stage, she got the name wrong.
“Sorry I’m late. I’m really excited to have my new video game, ‘Diamondquest.’ Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game.”
Now, what is the most ridiculous part of this story? The fact that Paris Hilton said something totally moronic? No. The most ridiculous part of this story is that pretty much every major news outlet is running this story. Of course, all they’re doing is just syndicating an AP article, and it will probably be a little entertaining for their readers, but the fact that this story has spread so far, so fast is pretty scary.
And what’s worse, this story is now generating a lot more attention for a video game which probably would have gone completely overlooked, had it not been for Paris Hilton’s total stupidity. And that’s just the thing, isn’t it? If you’re going to be making a video game that’s promoted by Paris Hilton, how else would you draw attention to it, than by having your star, who’s known for saying stupid things, say something stupid?
Well, I’m not going to link to the story, or give you the real name of the video game, because I’m not that dumb, and I really don’t like Paris Hilton.
Update: Check out the video of . It turns out she really is that dumb.