Lindsay Lohan Wants More Tits and Ass

And so do I.

Lindsay Lohan is finally going to give her fans what they really want. Well, not exactly, but she is trying to gain back the weight she lost over the past year. According to The Mirror she’s planning on eating more, and wants her figure back, so that young girls will have a better self image for themselves.

“You want to be called sexy, and you want to have tits and an ass,” says Lindsay.

“I like food. I eat all types of things. I’d never be able to do the no carbs and no sugar thing. I just ordered a peanut and jelly sandwich. I like McDonald’s and I love sushi.

“I do good stir-frys, but the meal I cooked the other night was grilled chicken parmesan, sauteed spinach and mashed potatoes.”

Her waif-like figure has already had serious repercussions for her 12-year-old sister, Aliana.

“She’s been getting grief at school, and calling me crying,” Lindsay tells the Mirror. “Her friends won’t be nice to her. They were asking her things they’d read about me. I find it offensive.

To her body-conscious teenage fans, she now says: “I’d say eat what you want.”

I’m still not so sure that young girls should be using Lindsay Lohan as their role model, but if she’s finally going to quit the whole super-skinny thing, at least that’s a step in the right direction. I’m sure this is also just another way to drum up publicity, but I’m totally fine with that. As long as she actually comes through on this promise.

And in celebration of Lindsay’s return to uber-hotness, here are some classic Lindsay Lohan photos from back when she had those tits and ass, with lots more after the jump.

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