Britney Spears Nude is Not Something I Want to See

There was a time once, when Britney Spears was pretty sexy. Wearing schoolgirl outfits, and red latex jumpsuits, she was one of the top male fantasies in the world. But those days are long gone, and news that Britney Spears would go nude on screen is more scary than sexy these days. Yes, that’s right, according to The Sun, Britney would go nude to star in a movie with George Clooney.

I’d like to do something with George Clooney. He’s pretty cute, but don’t tell my husband. Yes I would go nude. And I’d love to play a superhero. That would be really cool.

Yeah, Britney Spears as a naked superhero is not my idea of a fun day at the movies. What with the bloating, and being white trash, and all. No, I’d rather see Britney Spears stick to her singing career. actually, I’d rather see Britney Spears go away completely. At any rate, with things going the way they are for her, we’ll probably only have to see her on The Surreal Life in a year or two, and then in Where Are They Now? special on E! in a decade, or so.

More Britney Spears pictures after the jump.

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