Cindy Margolis Does Playboy

Way back in the early days of the Internet, Cindy Margolis was named as the “Most Downloaded Woman” on the web. Of course, what they should have said was the “most downloaded woman who could be talked about on the news because there weren’t millions of nude photos of her floating around the net.”

Of course, that’s all going to change now. Not the part about her being downloaded, I’m pretty sure no one cares about her anymore. No, it’s the nudity part that’s going to change since she has finally agreed to pose for Playboy, reports The Washington Post.

“Thank goodness for ‘Desperate Housewives.’ You’re not dead just because you are married and have children,” the actress and model said Monday, on the phone from her Los Angeles home.

After turning down offers to pose for the magazine in the past, Margolis said she accepted this time because she felt posing nude at the age of 40 is empowering.

“In the past it would have been for gratuitous reasons,” she said.

Now, Margolis said, she is enjoying being the ultimate desperate housewife.

“It will be fun to go up against the 20-year-olds and show them that they don’t have anything on me,” she said.

20 or 40-years-old, it doesn’t really matter. Their breasts are all the same age, and probably come from the same factory. And then there’s the rest of her face. This is the problem with Playboy magazine. They always have people posing well after anyone ever cared to see them naked. They should save the cash they would have paid for all these nobodies so that they can pile it all together, and finally have an offer that Jessica Alba will say yes to.

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