Wilmer Valderrama is My Hero

You probably already knew that Wilmer Valderrama of That 70s Show has had his fair share of the ladies, but yesterday on The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite radio, he dished on all the Hollywood hotties he’s had in his bed, including Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Ashlee Simpson. Though he said he wasn’t with Jamie Presley, Rosaria Dawson or Jessica Alba, despite tabloid rumours.

Of course, none of this is really news, since you can pretty much assume that in Hollywood, if they’re dating, they’re doing it. Everybody’s got this story today, so I’m just gonna grab the good bits from other people. DListed compiled this great info from CityRag‘s post:

  • He popped Mandy Moore‘s cherry
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt was an 8 out of 10 in the sack
  • Ashlee Simpson is a screamer
  • Lindsay Lohan‘s breasts are real [and she's waxed... down there]
  • Jessica Alba was too good to be true
  • He claims he’s packing OVER 8 inches

So 8 inches, is that what we’re calling a lot these days? Alright… Seriously, though, I’ve got to get my ass down to Hollywood. It’s guys like Wilmer and Zach Braff who keep the hope alive. That’s right, anyone can get laid with their own sitcom.

And if you want to hear the whole interview for yourself, you can listen to it right here. But put on your headphones, because it’s NSFW.

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And here’s a little visual aid to drive home the point. Wilmer Valderrama was the last guy to date Lindsay Lohan when she still looked like this:

Check out tons more pictures of Lindsay Lohan in her bikini after the jump, and here’s some refreshers on the other girls Wilmer has (and hasn’t) been with: Mandy Moore, Jessica Alba, Ashlee Simpson, amd Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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