My therapist told me that I need to get out more. I should pursue various interest, maybe go to the gym. But I think that’s a little too much work, just to help me avoid a restraining order from Natalie Portman. Sure, I know it will help when I go to the hearing, but all I want to do is drive down to Toronto and punch Dustin Hoffman for being so close to Natalie Portman. She’s mine dammit! She’s Mine!
I mean…. Natalie Portman is currently in Yorkville in Toronto filming her new movie Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium, with Dustin Hoffman. Here’s a brief plot outline courtesy of IMDB.
Molly Mahoney (Portman) is the awkward and insecure manager of Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium, the strangest, most fantastic, most wonderful toy store in the world. But when Mr. Magorium, the 243 year-old eccentric who owns the store (Hoffman), bequeaths the store to her, a dark and ominous change begins to take over the once remarkable Emporium.
I’ll be right back, I need to go find my binoculars and tele-photo lens. In the meantime, you can go ahead and check out some more pictures of Natalie Portman on the set of Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium in Toronto, after the jump.
Oh, and Dustin Hoffman is short. Really, really short.