Elisha Cuthbert Has a Fine Hat

You know, I have no idea what the hell Elisha Cuthbert has been up to lately. I haven’t seen her on any new TV shows. She hasn’t been in a good movie lately. She hasn’t even been making the regular celebrity party rounds. It used to be that Elisha Cuthbert was everywhere all the time. I think Elisha Cuthbert needs to do two things. First, she needs a new publicist. Second, she needs a new hat.

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