Lindsay Lohan Likes Her Coke

TVGasm has it from a “reliable” source that Lindsay Lohan’s recent rapid weight loss is not, in fact, the result of anorexia, but due to her copious consumption of diet pills, and well, cocaine. The story is, of course, totally alleged, and without merit, because we don’t want to get sued. But didn’t we already know all this.

TVGasm’s new nickname for Lindsay is the incredibly inspired Blowhan. Perfect.

Rumors have been circulating the Hollywood party scene for quite a while about Lindsay’s bathroom stall antics with other celebutants such as Nicole Richie and even an Olsen twin, though TVgasm didn’t really care on account of the fact that it was Lindsay Lohan and even in a vacuum, she sucks.

But once an acquaintance of mine, and part of the Lohan elite, agreed to give me some confirmation information on conditions of anonymity, suddenly it peaked my journalistic interest. Crazy Blowhan’s “partying is getting out of control,” the source reports. “She’s gone from occasional coke use to a full on fiend; it’s scary.”

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