aldo-vallon - July 7, 2018
I want to give Jordyn jones the credit she deserves, I really do. But I feel like I have to give credit where credit is due, and Jordyn would be nothing without the support of her phenomenal backgrounds.
Would you just take a moment to appreciate the woodwork of the bench that she is sitting on. I have seen a number of benches in my day, I have even slept on a couple in times of need, but it is rare to see woodworking that looks like it would be so comfortable. It is almost as if it is welcoming you to lie down on it. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a pillow mint sitting at the end of it. If I saw Jordyn sitting on that bench in the real world I would be tempted to roundhouse kick her off of it in order to get a quick nap.
And as if that bench was not enough, she goes and rubs her ass on one of the most attractive looking rocks that I have ever laid eyes upon. I seriously expect that boulder to have its own page on IMDB. The joking is over now. I have heard of people marrying inanimate objects, but I get it now. And I apologize for all of the jokes I made.
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